MondayJanuary282008

Heads Up: Puma's New Soccer Ads Look Like A 21st Century Version Of "Space Jam."

  • Puma’s new ads are freakin’ weird. Would this be the evolutionary progression of humans if the aliens in, um, “Aliens” had eaten Sigourney Weaver first? [The Beautiful Game]
  • The New York Mets are the front runners for a Johan Santana pick up, says The New York Post. Hasn’t this been the same record they’ve been laying down for more than two weeks? Jesus, someone get that guy his money already! [NYPost]
  • Carlos Tevez plans to retire with Boca Juniors in Argentina. That’s wonderful, but when are him and Cristiano Ronaldo going to get engaged? [Terra]
  • Victoria Beckham is under the uncanny impression that her naked body splattered on Marc Jacobs shirts will inspire people. Check her boobs for a leak. [Kickette]
  • The Big Lead reminds us why “Who’s The Boss” is one of our favorite childhood memories. P.S. Hockey is still played professionally? Cool. [The Big Lead]
  • Kareem-Abdul Jabbar likes his denim aged and his women busty. [With Leather]
  • Unfortunately, soccer fans can be morons at times. Not cool. [Xinhua]

Related: Carlos Tevez, Commercials, Heads Up, Johan Santana, Puma, Victoria Beckham

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My fav tv futbol add was the Nike Demon with Eric Cantona blasting a ball into the demon keeper’s chest. good ole dayz

Posted by latinogamer | January 28, 2008

Um…a cross between horselegs and amputee sprinter legs?:”http://www.bbc.co.uk/ouch/images/weblog/pistorius.jpg” WTF?

Is the soccer player of the future some sort of half-body amputee with springy minotaur prosthetic legs? Get those sports ad designers off the meth and Maxim and give them some K and Nerve. Maybe they’ll have their freakouts and just take things a little more simple. Sheesh.

Posted by pocho_guey_al_norte | January 28, 2008

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