TuesdayJanuary292008

Heads Up: Only Heroin Addicts Can Blame It On The Balloons.

  • Hey, at least they weren’t beer bottles, flares, or those £1 British coins. Those are heavy—and they hurt like hell when you chuck them from the stands. [YouTube]
  • The New York Times has taken the time to evaluate—and consequentally establish—that Eli Manning is a mama’s boy. We could have told you that by the way he throws a ball. [NYTimes]
  • AC Milan stud, Kaka, wins Italian Footballer of the Year award. We’re going to tack that on the same level as receiving a lollipop at a doctor’s office. [Reuters UK]
  • Barbaro, the horse that no one will let die, will be remembered at Churchill Downs with a memorial yet to disclosed. Are horse hamburgers out of the question? [ESPN]
  • The Miami Heat are going through a 15-game losing streak and are looking to break it tonight in Boston. Remind us, please, how this team won the title in 2005. [MiamiHerald]

Comments

balloon fiasco:
The goal should of been dis-allowed, no foreign objects are allowed to be on the field or to touch the ball. Poor call. But who needs replays, right Platini?

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