Heads Up: "ComBaton Is The Hottest New Sport In The World."

ComBaton is a new sport that involves kicking, batons, more kicking, and dangling batons. Basically, it’s the sport for Karate fanatics who love football. [YouTube, Via Deuce Of Davenport]
Robinson Cano milks the Yankee teat for $55 million. You’d think the Yankees had all the money in the world to toss around. Oh…[NYTimes]

Rich Rodriguez has agreed to pay $1.5 million to West Virginia University. It’s the standard rate for shredding documents. [ESPN]
Major League Baseball is denying us the chance to see ~~old farts~~ iconic baseball players of yore because of scheduling problems. Boo. Hoo. [Reuters]
Latino Pop stars RBD, Trío Camila and singer “Belinda” are all scheduled to supply to Latino contigent of entertainment at the Super Bowl. Where the hell is Shakira, Julieta, or La Fea Mas Bellas, damnit?! [Terra]
Philadelphia to get an MLS? Pfft. Over our dea…oh they already agreed to allocate $45 million to a stadium? Nice. [DelcoTimes]