Heads Up: When You Think About It, That's Pretty Dangerous

Man, and we thought we were cool for walking on the wall for like three steps in the seventh grade. [YouTube]
Becks and the Galaxy are going to be playing some little ass (read: under-20) Chinese soccer players when they hit Shanghai March 5th. They sure are getting a lot of work for a team that didn’t make the playoffs last year. Maybe they should save a little bit for the season, huh? [Javno Sports]

You know, if it was one franchise we thought would be the first to put ads on their uniforms, it would be the Yankees. I guess the Red Sox are beating them in everything nowadays. [Fan IQ]
David Wright says that ex-teammate Paul Lo Duca needs to be punished if the Mitchell Report findings are true. Someone’s going to get tagged out extra hard next year. [ESPN]
A list of seven athlete man-crushes made slightly less awkward to read by the inclusion of two bikini clad women. [Joe Sports Fan]