Heads Up: Unbelievably, Two Inches Lower And This Would've Hurt More
- Because we can’t get enough of bulls taking back the night, we love this clip of a matador getting the ragdoll treatment in the nuts. [iFilm]
- The Kansas City Royals are going to sign pitcher Bartolo Colon. We don’t know who’s more desperate in this scenario, KC for a pitcher or Colon for a new team. [MLB Trade Rumors]
- Joe Torre refused to talk smack about the suddenly teamless Roger Clemens. That can only mean one thing: the Rocket’s going to the Dodgers. [Yahoo]
- Newcastle’s midfielder Joey Barton was finally released on bail for his assault charge after being denied twice. [Sky Sports]
- Barcelona’s Santiago Ezquerro says he’s interested in leaving his team, but would find it hard to land somewhere as stimulating. Uh, then why go? [World Soccer]