Remember that scene in “Beetlejuice” when Geena Davis’ character is smacked with a plate of steel to shut her ass up? We all need that for Jeff Kent. Always ready to spew nonsense, Kent weighed in on the H.G.H./Steroid Mitchell Report scandal by recommending that Major League Baseball implement a blood testing policy for ALL athletes.

“I’d like to see every player take a blood test and have the samples frozen,” Kent says, then waiting for the day when there’s a foolproof HGH test to identify the cheaters. “Not everyone in the game is using HGH, but I would bet it still is being abused,” he says. “Why not have blood tests? If ultimately you want a clean game, then it needs to happen.

“They ought to be testing for drugs in the playoffs too. They never do that.”

This is totally against union rules and regulations, but on top of that: doesn’t it sound like Kent wants to administer the tests himself? What next: curfews during the week? Maybe the Dodgers can make the playoffs first, then Kent can worry about what bastard cheaters will hold the Dodgers to one playoff game in 20 years. That is the stat, right?

There’s no off-season for Kent calling it as he sees it [LATimes]
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