Diego Maradona Jr. exists? Wait. Let us start over. Diego Maradona Jr. has alleged that “Spanish clubs” form the “top two divisions” have contacted him and he is awaiting for “something” to develop.

He told Brazilian website globoesporte.com: “There have been contacts from Spain, both top flight and others from the second division. We will see what happens. “I think my style is similar to Carlos Tevez. I am a player who likes attacking, but also competes in midfield and always at speed.”

Like totally, dude. And when we’re drunk and drilling crosses in our uncle’s backyard, we declare ourselves everyone from Luis Figo to Roberto Carlos. The sack of lies continues:

Maradona Jr also wants to follow in his father’s footsteps by playing for the Argentina national team despite being born in Italy. He said: “I have Argentinian relatives in my family and the national team would be a dream, as well as playing at Napoli.”

Isn’t this every Argentines’ story? Every generation needs an evildoer. We’re sure La Liga’s Levante is craving for his services. Too bad they won’t be able to pay him.

Maradona Jr. claims La Liga link [Sporting Life]
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