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Maradona Crazy Watch: Too Much Coke=Mad Innovation
Here is a video of Diego Maradona, Lionel Messi and Carlos Tevez playing a hybrid soccer/volleyball game Diego obviously thought of during a crazed Medellin night in 1984. There are so many questions we want answered: why is Messi the only one in red—is he the goal keeper? Is Carlos Tevez that unbalanced that he keeps costing his team points? And finally, why do the announcers call Maradona, Diego? We were half-expecting the high number 10 to kick the ball at one of their faces and yell, “It’s Maradona, motherfucker, and I’ve snorted bumps bigger than you before breakfast.” Except, you know, in Spanish.
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- Editor
Alex Ferreyra
- Contributing Editors
John DeSio
Nicholas Deleon
- Editor at Large
Daniel Mauser
- Video Editor
Marcelo Cunning
HAHAHAHHA Maradona didnt invent this, many teams, including the Brazilian team have been playing this game as fun activity. It is just a quick, fun and easy game you learn when you are five years old. If they were playing on grass or on sand, you will be seeing chilena slams and all that fun stuff.
To answer your questions, Diego and Messi is team red…I guess Diego did not want to take off his shirt. Carlos Tevez does suck with ball juggling skills. Diego Armando Maradona is a legend in Argentina and in the futbol and sports world, and never was given a nickname like other argentine stars have received so Diego it is….
Posted by latinogamer | January 24, 2008
@latinogamer
“Diego Armando Maradona is a legend in Argentina and in the futbol and sports world”…holy shit, really? Hey, did you know clouds aren’t marshmallows? And someone just told me unicorns DON’T exist. Life is so cruel.
Posted by Maverick | January 24, 2008
@mav
sarcasm, ever heard of it, or did you pass out during nap time.
Posted by latinogamer | January 24, 2008
Pass out during nap time? That’s usually the reason for a nap, isn’t it? Actually, I sleep with my eyes open so I can see how that would confuse you. As far as sarcasm goes, you suck at it.
Posted by Maverick | January 24, 2008
But you’ve gots to dig the ass bump late in the video. And by the look on Messi’s face, he’s equally stoked to be playing ball with his hero, but thinking to himself, “che…ese boludo ‘sta loco.”
Posted by pocho_guey_al_norte | January 24, 2008
@mav
no edit option
are you in bed with the machochip editors, because anything they post, you are cumming all over it.
Posted by latinogamer | January 24, 2008
Oh, you got me. I’m taking it. Yes. Taking it all the way. Mmmm.
Posted by Maverick | January 24, 2008
figures…only a maverick would.
Posted by latinogamer | January 24, 2008
the art of dialectical reasoning. You’ve read your Sartre. Kudos. Are we still going on a date this weekend?
Posted by Maverick | January 24, 2008
machochip editors’ sloppy seconds? no thanks!
Posted by latinogamer | January 24, 2008