Roger Clemens is set to take the stage in front of a national audience this Sunday during an already recorded interview to be broadcast on CBS’ reality series on old people called “60 Minutes.” Screw you, we can have fun. In an excerpt released today from the interview, Roger Clemens vehemently denied, once again, that he ever used any banned substances throughout his career. He did, however, reveal that he’s been a consistent user of “Lidocaine” and Miguel Tejada’s cover up story all-cure vitamin, B-12.

“Lidocaine and B-12. It’s for my joints, and B-12 I still take today,” Clemens told Mike Wallace in the interview, which is scheduled to be shown Sunday night. It is Clemens’ first interview since the release of the Mitchell report in December.

Lidocaine, ey? Just so happens that Lidocaine is used with modern day coke heads as a diluent. Is Roger trying to tell us there are bigger issues in his life at that moment? Is he calling out to us to save him? Well we’re not budging. Get some Houston kid who still thinks your a hero to come out and save you, ya big lug. But, you’re obviously not playing in new York next year, so you’ve got some time to kill. We have a quota. It works out.

Clemens swears in interview he never used banned substances [ESPN]
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