Streakers in England beware: There is a new Sheriff crazy ass mascot ready to pummel you if you don’t comply with stadium rules about running around naked on a pitch. Burnley mascot Bertie Bee took out a streaker and then got down in a celebratory worm-dance. Is the mascot available for security at birthday parties?

Classic Moment: Burnley mascot stops a steaker in his tracks [WhoAteAllThePies, via The Offside]