Skip the ESPN douche reporting and go straight to that soundbytes. That shrieking, eardrum drilling racket you hear isn’t Gisele talking to her man. That’s TV Azteca reporter Ines Gomez Mont prclaiming her love to New England Patriots’ QB Tom Brady. The reporter, donning a white (?) wedding dress, arrived to Media Day touting a “I’m The Real Miss Brady” t-shirt. We caught a glimpse of the gal and she’s not that bad…if you like the skanky, plasticity sort of chicks. But really now, who doesn’t?