It isn’t a recurring occurrence for a boxer whose humiliated you in the ring to become your friend. Especially when aforementioned boxer insulted you mercilessly until he pummeled you in the ring. Boxer Ricky Hatton doesn’t care about all...

We’ve always categorized Argentine Juan Roman Riquelme as a an elite goal scorer, but we’d never imagine the Boca Juniors’ midfielder could ever score a hottie like Ms. Yésica Toscanini. The duo recently made their relationship public after confirmation...

Micah Richards was banned from England’s national team squad after incumbent coach Fabio Capello decided to ex-nay Richards for a sex tape that was released in December. Now, 19 year old Micah is pleading his case to Capello because...

Lakers bring back some “Showtime” last night during their trouncing of the Miami Heat. You can only get away with this stuff against teams like the Miami Heat. [YouTube] Pimped out SUV’s in Ireland are a bit weird. And...

The Florida Marlins have turned into the Bad News Bears as of late. Besides looking for fat dudes to don their sexiest cheerleading attire, the Marlins should be looking out for a reliable starter after Sergio Mitre, in his...

AC Milan’s Kaka signed a two year extension that will keep him at the San Siro until 2013. It’s a good thing Kaka didn’t take the bait from ol’ Reel Madrid. Gotta hand it to them Milliners for signing...

Apparently Vatosaurus has brought Hispanics and blacks together in America like we’ve never seen before. Want proof? How about reports that Michael Vick, who has spent the first three of his 23 months in jail hanging out in general...

Remember Kelly Tilghman? She’s the Golf Channel anchor who recommended a Tiger Woods lynching last month during a live broadcast. Obvisously, the saga was resolved when apologies were tossed around, Tilghman was suspended for two weeks and all was...

We learned the term “rabo de baca” yesterday to describe a soccer move, but what would you call this nifty footwork from Robin Van Persie? We’d call it “sike you thought I was going left, but I went right...

Even though the states that have banned MMA competitions reaches double digits, the sport is now heading to primetime. CBS is hoping to ride a wave of popularity that’s been seemingly building forever and show ProElite-branded MMA fights starting...

If you weren’t jealous of Cristiano Ronaldo before, (hookers, fast cars, BINGO!), then the latest news regarding Real Madrid president Ramon Calderon’s admission that the club is ready to break the bank for him should make you feel scrawny....

Whas Happened In Sports Last Night NBA: The frantically flinging arms defense is our favorite. Los Angeles Lakers 106, Miami Heat 88. [AP] Copa Del Rey: This tournament makes all the little teams feel really important. Getafe 3, Racing...

All these years and the conspiracy of Marcelino’s goal has finally been solved. Not that we really knew about the goal, but seeing these old fogies explain the conspiracy was somewhat humorous. Apparently someone manipulated video and added Amancio’s...

When news first erupted that the Los Angeles Dodgers were to face off with the Boston Red Sox in preseason action at the Coliseum, people were ecstatic. So much so that 90,000 tickets to the game sold out immediately....

John Vargas embarked on a quest to illuminate the profound beauty and grace within body painting. Inspired by soccer—and boobs—Vargas compiled a variety of beautiful women from around the world and plastered them with a ton of paint, achieving...

Today’s supposed to be the last day of the month. But it’s not. And that makes us happy. So here are some bloopers. With awesome blooper music. [YouTube] This mascot is such an amateur. [The Big Lead]...

It was one year ago today that current Tottenham Hotspur head coach—and former Sevilla FC head coach—Juande Ramos was knocked the funk out by a bottle thrown from a Real Betis fan during a Copa Del Rey match in...

Boca Juniors will forever revere their mythically crack-tillian magistrate known as Diego Maradona for his loyalty to their club. The luster Maradona brings to the impoverished surrounding of Boca Juniors will always be remembered, admired and embraced. But the...

Hey y’all. Alex Ferreyra here. Hate mail is few and far between at the Machochip headquarters lately. That’s why when we got this email via our tip line, we were ecstatic. It seems a reader named Jesse found my...

We know this story smack your fore brain a few days ago, but we’ve been busy and shite. Apparently a little bit of Spain has rubbed off on some of Australia’s finest athletes after a a few members of...

Young talent is always great to watch. Carlos Vela has been on everyone’s radar since he was a wee little lad. Now, he’s rockin’ for a flimsy Osasuna squad, but it’s only a matter of time until he hits...

There was once a day when Mike Tyson and Evander Holyfield were the preeminent fighters in boxing. Unfortunately, since then, Holyfield has danced his way to partial brain damage, and Mike Tyson has become an even crazier version of...

You know what happens when you vouch to play in Division III soccer in Brazil? Fire ants. Tons of the little fuckers will sheer your skin with their fiery pinchers because you play in Division III soccer. OK, maybe...

Whas Happened In Sports Last Night NBA: Lebron James is the youngest to reach 10,000 point, but he couldn’t roll over any past points to save his Cavs last night. Boston Celtics 92, Cleveland Cavaliers 87. [Baltimore Sun] Copa...

Alfonso Soriano is looking forward to extending his glorious September romp last season by starting off with a bang this season. And since his team will be up against their 100th consecutive year without a World Series title, the...

This is probably what we’d be doing if we weren’t blogging. Seriously. We’ve got moves. [YouTube] Just in case you were wondering, Pedro Martinez colon is A-OK. [Sports By Brooks]...

Melita Toniolo isn’t usually this shy, meaning her thangs are usually robustly free and exposed. Unfortunately for you, we have guidelines, so you’ll have to use your imagination, or google her images to see the extent of her beauty....

China’s seen rapid change within the last two years as they have prepared to welcome more than a few million Olympic enthusiasts to their country in August for the Beijing Olympics. The latest puzzle was solved when Chinese organizers...

The Daily Mail has an interesting break down of the moments following Martin Taylor’s malicious attack on Eduardo Da Silva’s fibula. We already know Da Silva’s foot was a dangle and snip away from complete dislocation, but apparently the...

This video didn’t climax with hilarity until Vatosaurus pointed out “two words: Pedro Guerrero.” Then we watched it again (like four times) and began to laugh immediately. Did you know Rod Carew was Panamanian? Vatosaurus clears that up too....

A recent survey that sounds like a crock of cow dung declared Brazilian soccer club Flamengo as the team with the highest number of fans in the world. Of course, the survey didn’t include foreign admirers and hooligans in...

Oscar De La Hoya has let it be known that after the next year, in which he’ll fight three times, his boxing career will be over. This will be after he takes on Contender figher Steve Forbes (who, much...

There’s a surplus of videos capturing glorious strikes, but when we came across this, it made us cackle like a Southern belle. We’re guessing England would love to play against this goalie....

If you can’t believe Floyd Mayweather, Jr. about how much he’s making fighting at WrestleMania 24, who can you trust? Would a radio guy named Bubba The Love Sponge do? According to the Florida-based Love Sponge, BFF Hulk Hogan...

The Crocs industry would be nowhere without soccer moms. SUVs would be collecting dust at the local dealership if it weren’t for soccer moms. The acronym “MILF” would simply look like a misspelling of MILK if it weren’t for...

Whas Happened In Sports Last Night NBA: The stats say a win, but we still still two wins in the last TWENTY-EIGHT games. At least the Miami Heat are now in double digits. Miami Heat 107, Sacramento Kings 86....

Honestly, there isn’t much to introduce here. The Los Angeles Dodgers of 1986 danced and sung to the “Baseball Boogie” and it’s awesome. Tip: check out Orel Hershiser’s moves. The guy is an air-humping machine. Video [YouTube]...

Open caption for your creative delights. “Oh. That’s the ball.” “La. La. La. I’m flying.”...

Aww, look. Jonathan Papelbon is trying to speak Spanish. Wow, he looks angry. Big angry man speak Spanish tough. Me want food. [YouTube] Apparently grunting during a tennis match isn’t hip anymore. Fads die out so quickly. [Lion In...

Oscar De La Hoya isn’t going to let Floyd Mayweather Jr. steal the spotlight for today. It was reported yesterday that rumors of a Golden Boy Productions stake in the Houston Dynamo have apparently become fact. Along with some...

What’s the easiest way to stop the reigning Footballer of the Year from exasperating your defense? Fouls. A kick to the shin will stop anyone. If you’re lucky, (or Birmingham), you’ll even knock out the threatening player by shattering...

We once fell out of a lemon tree after a branch broke off, split our pants and a dozen or so lemons broke our fall. That was the culmination of our brief attempt to be adventurous. Since then, we’ve...

Samuel Eto’o scored a hat-trick this past weekend and he decided to commemorate his final goal with a new goal celebration: stealing a photographer’s expensive ass camera and taking pictures of his teammates. If we were that photographer, we’d...

Machochip Contributing Editor Alex Ferreyra was amazed to find that the Boston Red Sox were wearing ads on their uniforms for their exhibition games in Japan. This got him thinking about what ads other teams should put on their...

Freddy Adu has the moves and Jozy Altidore has the touch. The allure of this video stems from the fact that these two lads are the future of American soccer. That’s right, England, you better be shivering in your...

Can the sins of the father be taken out on the son? When it has to do with EPL soccer. Tom Hicks, Jr, son of T. H. Sr. who owns the Liverpool Reds (plus the Texas Rangers and Dallas...

“Pretty Boy” Floyd Mayweather Jr. once complained of lacking endorsement opportunities because he wasn’t accredited with a certain rep, or image that was admired by advrtisers. Nobody likes a whiner. Yet, now it turns out the guy’s a lot...

Whas Happened In Sports Last Night NBA: Remember back in the day when the Clippers were the laughing stock of the NBA? Memories. Boston Celtics 104, Clippers 76. [LATimes] Premiership: Everton nudge Liverpool from the fourth spot on the...

Mugshots are the new flair for athletes and there isn’t a person more ambitious to be photographed like a lunatic than Roger Clemens. In light of Clemens’ impending doom, i.e. future mugshot he’s most certainly to take once Congress...

Since SkySports decided not to rebroadcast Eduardo Da Silva’s broken leg injury in slow motion, we thought we’d scour the net to find somebody who would. This is the best we could do and we’re now sick to our...