David Beckham has done absolutely shite for Major League Soccer. If you write us to provide stats on the financial impact he’s generated, fine. But besides selling jerseys, the Beckham hype is as prevalent as a fart in a blizzard. Since we can’t really talk about his contributions on the pitch, let’s discuss his fame, since that’s the only thing progressing at the moment. His wife, Victoria Beckham, told The Sun today that she’s no longer calling her husband David, or Becks because she’s an idiot and she’ll do anything for fame. Hence listen to Snoop Dogg’s recommendations.

A source said: “Snoop thought the name David was a bit boring, and he wasn’t too impressed by Becks either. “Now Posh is calling him D Beck too.”

How about “[Too Old To] Bend It Like Becks”? Or, “Stuffed Becks”? This is all so confusing because when we heard David Beckham was going to play in the US last year, we thought he was actually going to concentrate on soccer. We’re so gullible.

Rap fave D Beck gets respec’ [The Sun]
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