Heads Up: SalesGenie Wants To Win Over An American Public With Pandas?

Where was the Mexican burro? Where was the drunken-Canadian Moose? Well, at least they included the cute and lovable pandas with stereotypical Chinese accents. If you can decipher what Salesgenie is trying to sell here, then kudos to you. By far, this is the worst Super Bowl ad from this weekend. [YouTube]
Amazon has the perfect Valentine’s Day/I Don’t Really Love You gift ready for shipping to the most passionate New England Patriots’ fan. It’s a collector’s edition. [Amazon]

Looks like Boston fans won’t have to endure the task of planning a Super Bowl parade that coincides with Super Tuesday. The Giants are proud to have that honor. [Bloomberg]
Since Andres Guardado is out due to injury, Cruz Azul’s Cesar Villaluz will join the ranks of the Mexican national team in his place. [Univision]
England’s new away kits are a symbol of change. And change can be u-u-u-u-gly. [The Sun]