Pedro Martinez Maintained Health By Eating Mangos And Eggs
Above all the juicing and anal leakage of the steroids-riddled 1990’s was a jeri-curled, cockfight loving Zimmer-thrashing man that didn’t engage in steroids: Pedro Martinez. He told the Daily News today that he’d never done the roids. In fact, he had a better alternative to them.
“I dominated that era and I did it clean,” he said. “I can stand by my numbers and I can be proud of them.”
But how can we be so sure?
“I have a small frame and when I hurt all I could do was take a couple of Aleve or Advil, a cup of coffee and a little mango and an egg — and let it go!” he said.
Is that a fart joke? Did Pedro just throw out a fart joke? He totally just threw out a fart joke. Whatever the case, we’re glad he’s adamant about setting the record straight. Steroids are bad. Mango and eggs are good. Real good. Unfortunately, his explanations are far from over.
Mets’ Martinez proud of domination during PED era [ESPN]
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Mangos and chicken with arugula spread is the way to go.
Posted by Guerrero | February 15, 2008
I’m sure he’s got a lifetime’s supply of roosters frozen in his fridge.
Posted by Steven | February 17, 2008
Why would anybody think he used steroids? He weighs about 150 lbs and could be beaten up by my sister.
Posted by Chuck | February 17, 2008
He weighs so little because if you eat too many mangos, you get diarrhea.
Posted by Maverick | February 17, 2008
he actually said “a little mangu”, which is a dominican dish made from plantains.
Posted by Timo | February 18, 2008
@Timo
That stuff will still give you diarrhea.
Posted by Drake | February 18, 2008
Hi, mangu is marsh green plantain, salt, and water boiled.
Posted by Erickson | February 22, 2008
If you’re going to print something, get it right. It’s mangu, not mango.
Posted by Anonymous | February 26, 2008
If you’re going to print something, get it right. It’s mangu, not mango. For the record, it doesn’t give you diarrhea. If anything, it’ll make you constipated.
Posted by Anonymous 2 | February 26, 2008