Atletico Madrid's Aguero Smashes Face Into Ernie Maresca's Mascara

Sevilla’s Ernie Maresca is just another athlete whose taking mixed martial arts action to the pitch. We give this a 6.5 on the Zidane head-butt meter. [Daily Motion]
Slam Online compiles a list of their daily links and gives Machochip a shout out. Scroll towards the middle. [Slam]

Boston has apparently disowned Tom Brady because he’s traded in Boston for Manhattan. ~~Pitifully losing in the Super Bowl~~ A half Brazilian, half German bombshell will do that. [Intelligencer]
World Series of Baseball locations were revealed today with Mexico City, Tokyo, San Juan, and Toronto hosting the first rounds of the tournament in 2009. Start clearing out some of that smog, Mexico City. [Boston]
Baron Davis celebrated his birthday with Jessica Alba and the guy who impregnated her. He’s that popular? We had no clue. [With Leather]
We were spent after watching video of this crazed college basketball fan mesh 47 different dance moves into one disoriented showcase. [Awful Announcing]