Christie’s auction house in New York is auctioning off celebrity nudes April 10th, including a titillating photograph of Tom Brady’s main squeeze, Gisele Bundchen (NSFW!). The grainy, black & white image is expected to fetch somewhere around $30,000-40,000, so the guy who just extracted the $976.89 he has under his bed will be disappointed. Ya gonna have to spend that on something else.

It has to be taken into consideration that Tom Brady will me amongst the bidders, but we’re totally hoping somebody vile takes a crack at it. It would be a shame to let Brady off with ease. Maybe Hugh Hefner will make a bid. Maybe it’ll end up in the hands of Eliot Spitzer. Someone should make Tom Brady sweat. Holy crap, get Leonardo DiCaprio on the phone stat.

Nude photos of Gisele Bundchen and Kate Moss go under the hammer [Daily Mail]
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