New York blogger Alex (triple tocayo?) Blagg took it upon himself to entertain us via getting thrashed by MMA knuckler Quinton “Rampage” Jackson. We had the same idea, but instead of a legitimate UFC champion, we’d take on those oily girls that are always featured on YouTube. We hope your day wasn’t ruined by that. We won’t tell you who wins the fight, but Alex actually has some wrestling experience…from when he was obviously more agile. And thinner. And not wearing a tracksuit when a match came up. Seriously, who wears a tracksuit to wrestle?

Video [YouTube, via Gawker]