Fulham striker and American international soccer stud, Clint Dempsey, should jump on a plane and fly back to the States. No offense to British folk, but they can’t appreciate his lyrical flows and Texan ways. Here his is during an interview with a British reporter who can beatbox, talking about his time growing up in rural Texas, his love affair with Michael Jordan and his rapping. This is how you get it done, Becks.

Video [YouTube, via Who Ate All The Pies]