Major League Baseball’s Opening Day is rapidly approaching and Derek Jeter should wake up from his drunken slumber. The New York Yankees shortstop is seen here, well, doing nothing but drooling out the excess alcohol he probably drank in the middle of the day. Which, frankly, is noble and worth commending because drinking when you’re rich is cool. In the foreground are two girls looking like bridge and tunnel chicks on a Saturday night in Alphabet City: trite. Jeter looks peaceful. Any guesses on what he’s dreaming about? We’re guessing it isn’t scabies. Another picture of drinking beauty after the jump.

Derek Jeter radiates sex appeal [With Leather]
Image [Don Chavez]