Yesterday we reported that Jose Mourinho was all kinds of “I’m gonna kill yo ass” threatening to his former club, Chelsea FC. He’d made the statements when asked by reporters how he would respond if he were coaching against them in the Champions League next year. Well, it turns out he’s not so diabolical after all. Actually, he’s quite the pansy kiss ass.

Asked if he would go back, he said: “Yes, why not. I would love to do that, of course, of course. “I was speaking to Mr Roman Abramovich and Peter Kenyon on the phone last week as we keep in touch.”

Blues fans would welcome back Mourinho with open arms as they have never taken to his replacement, Avram Grant. And he played down a link to Liverpool by saying: “I wouldn’t feel very comfortable coming back and working with another club after Chelsea.”

Next thing we know Jose Mourinho and Roman Ambrovich are sharing wives and sipping Piña Coladas together in Cabo. Jose, you’re seriously losing your edge, man.

Earlier: Jose Mourinho Wants To Kill Chelsea, Wish Them Well

I want my Chelsea job back [The Sun]
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