Pipedream Products (NSFW), not to be confused with Wetdream Tools, released an Eva Longoria blow up doll in their collection of celebrity blow up dolls. We bet they’re going to make a butt load of money out of this and, frankly, we’re not impressed because the idea seems so trite. Blow up dolls are so passe. If we were to ever buy one, which we wouldn’t because we don’t need it, we’d go for a Condoleezza Rice or Arianna Huffington doll. You know, chicks with prowess and really mean looking faces. Eva Longoria, even in rubber foam, would find a way to be her boring, high maintenance and loud. Serously, Tony, how do you cope?

Celebrity blow up dolls [The Superficial]
Image [Pipedream]