When you have names like Kim Kardashian, Snoop Dogg, Reggie Bush and something called “BunnyMania” (sponsored by Playboy), you know you’ve missed the greatest show absurdity on earth. For some, Wrestlemania 24 didn’t disappoint last night. The mega-farce entertained 74K fans at the Citrus Bowl with A-Class celebrities, boobs, chair smashing, brass knuckles and a champion boxer named Floyd Mayweather Jr. wearing furry pants. He was dwarfed in front of a 7-foot wrestler named “The Big Show” who eerily reminds us of a cross between King Kong Bundy and Mr. Potato Head. Hm. Maybe the next Vogue cover is staring us all in the face already.

From what we’ve read, the fight was actually more physical than previously thought. Floyd Mayweather was body slammed a few times on the canvas and was slapped hard enough that “Pretty Boy” rivaled geigh wrestler Maximo’s yelps. A few kicks in the balls and some fist to the face action and it seems like a twelve year old would have been loving this. Check out the vid to see what you saved money on.

Mayweather KOs 7-footer Wight at WrestleMania XXIV [SI]
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