Heads Up: Pepsi Doesn't Know What It's Doing With Commercials.

Roberto Carlos is a pimp in this ad, clamoring over the bier waitresses instead of playing ball. Besides that, where does Pepsi go for their ads? We just don’t get it. [YouTube]
A blogger’s March Madness saga is both heart-wrenching and hilarious. Seriously, the best read of the day. [Legend Of Cecilio Guante]

Germany’s billiards circuit is tainted with their first doper. Well, it was more of a masking agent, but wouldn’t it be funny to imagine a bulked up pool hustler terrorizing the tables? [Chicago Tribune]
Sports Illustrated will unveil their “Vault” website in the next few weeks that allows readers to search their extensive archives. Now you have more time to kill at work. [NYTimes]
The Scottich Premier League is looking into lifting it’s ban on alcohol. Wait, the Scottish actually allowed for there to be a ban? We know the Irish are the true boozers of beer, but we thought, without a doubt, that whiskey would be a staple at concession stands. [FanHous]