Heads Up: John Mayer Calls The Play-By-Play In Tokyo

We’ve never considered John Mayer to be anything more than a cool guitarist. [Ed. Note: Bug off, philistines.] Yet, after partaking in a 9-month shagfest with Jessica Simpson last year, and now calling a rather humorous play-by-play, the guy’s turned into an enviable life force. [Awful Announcing]
If you’re in the TriState area in June, you might want hit up a Ticketmaster to purchase tickets for Argentina V USA June 8. It might actually turn out to be a good game. [Miami Herald]

French President Nicolas Sarkozy took some time off from his nudie wife Carla Bruni to kick the footie around with Arsene Wenger and British PM Gordon Brown. [Arsenal]
Check out the bottom of this story for a nice list of all the new foreigners that will be participating in M.L.S. this year. Chances are they’ll all impact the game greater than Beckham has. [LATimes]
NBA Commissioner David Stearn is irate at the anti-globaization references of an AP reporter. How dare you use the phrase “overseas!” [With Leather]