SaturdayMarch292008

It's Official: Cristiano Ronaldo Sold His Soul To The Devil.

Update Update: NetResult can’t translate Arabic.

Update: Sorry for the gritty video, but the bastards at “NetResult” keep pulling EVERY SINGLE VIDEO of Ronaldo’s goal.

Cristiano Ronaldo was notified by Satan this morning that his back heel would reign supreme today during Manchester United’s clash against Aston Villa—a game that Manchester won 4-0. The goal above is Ronaldo’s 35th goal of the season, giving him more reason, justly, to inflate his ego.

Ronaldo went on to convince us his heel was demonic when he cleverly fueled a sensational pass to Wayne Rooney via back heel which led to Rooney’s first of the day. Manchester’s next match is this week against Roma, and we’re anxious to see which nifty move Ronaldo will employ. Maybe, bicycle kicks? Those never get old.

Manchester United 4-0 Aston Villa [Fox Sports]
Video [YouTube]

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