Leave it to the “Special One”, former Chelsea coach Jose Mourinho, to contradict the living daylights out of himself over his former club. Mourinho revealed that he’s eager to take on the blues in the Champions League and do nothing less then rip their bloody hearts out. Well, in so many words.

The Portuguese coach, who is keen to take charge of an Italian or Spanish team, said: “I hope to play Chelsea next season in the Champions League. “If I play them in the Champions League, I want to go there and kill them — that’s my message.”

As it should be. A vendetta against a former club is almost a prerequisite these days when joining another club. Next year, Frank Rijkaard will be talking about how Catalunya smells like octopus. Unfortunately, Mourinho’s a petty fool.

“I still feel Chelsea are a part of me. I’ll have Chelsea in my heart forever.

“I left and for five months you couldn’t get a bad word from me in relation to the club and you won’t get one in the future.”

“…I wish them well, I wish them always to succeed, I wish them always to win.”

Brah, kill them first, then when they beat you, acknowledge them as noble gladiators and stuff—just like boxers do it.

Mourinho plots his revenge [The Sun]
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