You may pummel us with a cyber beer bottle, but one thing soccer has over any American sport is the clever chants and songs the rafter folk compose for their team and team’s players. Manchester United fans have always been notoriously clever lyricists and they proved it once again this weekend by taking a 1980’s hit* (asterisk is there because the song is horrific) and turned it into a bar of gold. From The Offside:

Anderson son son He is better than Kleberson
Anderson son son
He’s our midfield magician
To the left, to the right
To the samba beat tonight
He is class with the pass
And he shits on Fabregas

Now get those lyrics nice and snug in your brain and work them to the cadence of this lovely track.

See, don’t you just want to vomit sing along?

He is class with the pass [Man U Offside]
Video [YouTube]
Image [Daily Mail]