We knew we’d be dragged into ex-Governor Eliot Spitzer’s hooker fest someway and minor league baseball team Macon Music granted us an avenue. The club is sponsoring an Eliot Spitzer night, reminding us that minor league baseball can get away with some of the weirdest shit out there. We’re still waiting for a Pedro Martinez cockfighting night to spring up somewhere, but please, keep it clean.

So what exactly does an Eliot Spitzer night consist of anyway?

• 1. The Music have extended an invitation for former New York Governor Spitzer to be on hand and throw out the first pitch
• 2. The team will give away a New York Vacation including a one night stay at the MayFlower Hotel
• 3. Client #9 (or fan #9) will receive a free Music prize pack
• 4. Any fan with the name Eliot, Spitzer, or “Kristen” along with any fan from New York will receive $1 off admission
• 5. The Music will play Frank Sinatra music throughout the evening in honor of New York
• 6. Wire Taps will be placed throughout the ballpark this evening
• 7. ATMs will be available for cash withdrawals not to exceed $5,000 per hour
• 8. Any fan who has resigned their position will be given $1 off admission
• 9. The 871 fan will receive a gift certificate for the Macon Music Team store.

Components five through nine ruined this completely and the fact that there aren’t any prostitutes involved suggests the team could only afford blow up dolls. Someone please videotape the experience and load it up on YouTube. Thanks.

Eliot Spitzer night at Luther Williams Field [Macon Baseball, via With Leather]
Image [Guardian]