Former Miami Hurricane safety and potential NFL legend (aren’t they all?) Kenny Phillips appeared on ESPN this morning to describe what it was like to be gawked at like a lion in the jungle during the NFL combine. It wasn’t riveting stuff until he revealed some of the questions asked by coaches. “Hey Kenny. When was the last time you did cocaine?”

Well aren’t they doing it all wrong. 1) Football players smoke weed. Thus, the question is stupid. 2) What football player would ever confess? 3) We’d ask, “When was the last time you were videotaped smacking a stripper’s ass while yelling into the camera, ‘That’s what I’m talkin’ ‘bout?’”

It would be more interesting.

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