When Hulk Hogan decided to lather his daughter’s ass at the poolside of a posh hotel in LA, we gawked, laughed and squealed a vibrant “WTF?” Immediately we thought of that other creepy dad named Joe Simpson who’ll do anything...

This lovely gal is Maria Antony Beatriz, Ronaldo’s girlfriend for the last nine months. This is what he left for transvestites. Look at her. She’s hot. The couple were first introduced July of 2007 and were reportedly meshing quite...

It was only a matter of time (like 24 hours) until the bottom fell out of Ronaldo’s escapade that involved three transvestites. Today we learned the details of the pick-up artist at work, and now we’ve got word Ronaldo’s...

We like science as much as sports, mainly because our papi is a world renowned mosquito expert. (Did you know mosquitoes have cojones?) So when a tipster sent us—for whatever reason—this story about a giant squid in New Zealand...

When Al Horford began to taunt Boston’s Paul Pierce, Pierce threw back what appeared to be a gang sign. The explanation for the clip above is here, but we’d watch our back from here on out if we were...

Immediate reports from the New York Daily News implied that New York Rangers hockey stud Sean Avery was on his deathbed, “not-breathing”, suffered cardiac arrest and was grappling to shun away death at St. Vincent’s hospital in New York...

New England Patriots’ wide-receiver Randy Moss is craving a championship. So much so that he’s decided to venture out to another team. But it’s not a professional NFL cheater’s club team. It’s the NASCAR Craftsman Truck Series that he’s...

Nereida Gallardo has undergone a transformation of sorts from the last time we wrote about her. She’s cut her hair, grown a pimple and she’s obviously wearing clothes now. The other alteration to her appearance is that stunning stud...

AC Milan striker Ronaldo was quick to pronounce yesterday that he did solicit three prostitutes that turned out to be transvestites, but he’s gone into hiding since the fiasco, canceling two scheduled television appearances and taking hospice at a...

Cristiano Ronaldo isn’t the only back-heel magician out there. Bruno Marioni’s quick reflex and sheer luck talent summoned the goal Gods to bestow him a wonderful gift. That gift was a spectacular back-heel goal that gave Atlas a 1-0...

Barack Obama’s in North Carolina trying to convince folk that he should be the 44th president of these here United States, but he took some time off from his hectic campaign schedule (and spamming sessions) and indulged in a...

The Denver Nuggets’ Eduardo Najera has created a solid, if unspectacular, career playing basketball in the NBA for the past eight seasons. So why does the Chihuahua-born baller grace Gatorade bottles and get to hang out with one of...

Whas Happened In Sports Last Night NBA Playoffs: Jason Kidd wasn’t really traded to the Dallas Mavericks for the purpose of advancing to the finals, but he sure as hell was supposed to get them past the first round....

Wrestlers have always maintained an aura of eeriness because of their pseudo-super human strengths and ginormous muscles, but never has a wrestler irked the living Mary Poppins out of us like American wrestling hero, Hulk Hogan. See that tush...

There was an overwhelming sense of redemption from the Manchester United fans when Paul Scholes 18 yard volley hit the back of the net during the 14th minute of today’s Champions League semifinals game. Barcelona’s Deco tried feverishly to...

Alex Ferreyra is playing a season of fantasy baseball with just Latino players. You can read his original article here, and send him tips on players or comments about how he screwed up his team here. The Smiths once...

A shirtless John Daly nauseates and inspires us at the same time. We’re totally blogging shirtless and barefoot today because you can’t diss the fat man. [FanHouse] Jimi Hendrix filmed a sextape in the 1970’s that consists of a...

You can’t turn to an American publication to get the real sentiments of Los Angeles Galaxy head coach Ruud Gullit towards his team. Only European papers that are far, far away qualify as safe havens. Unfortunately, the Los Angeles...

Andre Luis Ribeiro Albertino, seen here with Ronaldo’s car documents, is one of the three prostitutes that the AC Milan striker solicited in Rio this weekend. After seeing this photo, we’re convinced Ronaldo’s knee-injury from February severely impaired his...

Denials were running rampant at Stamford Bridge that a Chelsea staffer had abused Manchester United’s Patrice Evra with racial slurs on Saturday. But reports flooding mainstream media today confirm that the staffer did, in fact, say some shit that...

What should you expect from a tequila distiller that thrusts the iconic image of Mexico’s most celebrated female artist on their bottles? Few people had a greater passion for life than Frida Kahlo. She was a true original, a...

Let us honor Ronaldo’s day in the news with a record-breaking goal from the World Cup. See his expression? It’s passion rampantly running through his veins; it’s ecstasy personified; it’s a guy who owns his craft. Now he’s struggling...

We’re oblivious to the type of insurmountable shame necessary to voluntarily go to police after discovering prostitutes accompanying you have “franks and beans” stored in their panties. AC Milan’s Ronaldo (the fat one) discovered the prostitutes he hired, after...

So, um… how many days are you taking off work to veg out and play Grand Theft Auto IV? According to Metacritic, it’s the best game the world’s seen since ball-in-a-cup, scoring a 99 out of a 100 in...

NBA Playoffs 2008: Sike. What turns NBA teams into a plume of smoke and makes them disappear into the dark crevices of loserville? The Orlando Magic. Yeeehaw, suckas. Orlando Magic 102, Toronto Raptors 92. [AP] MLB 2008: Our petty...

Manchester United’s Patrice Evra threw blows with Chelsea staffers after Manchester’s defeat against the Blues leveled the tables in the English Premier League. The scuffle would be dismissed as nothing more than some post-game entertainment because we’ve really seen...

Alpha males, sexy girls, teeth falling out and puking: sounds like Lock, Stock And Two Smoking Barrells V.II up in here. Alas, it’s not. But Guy Ritchie did take the director’s seat on this Nike advert. The first person...

News broke earlier today that country singer Mindy McCready and alleged steroid uder Roger Clemens began a ten year relationship when the singer was 15, but news also revealed that the two enjoyed much more than behind-the-scenes hanky panky....

Brad Penny throws really hard and really fast, and sometimes it’s simply too much for Russell Martin to handle. That’s when he employs his backup, Mr. Umpire, to catch the ball with his neck, illustrated here in this lovely...

According to people who have no real ties to Putin, Russian president and soon-to-be prime minister Vladimir Putin divorced his wife two months ago in order to wed current girlfriend and supple seductress Alina Kabayeva, seen here elegantly resting...

Evo Morales is an inspiration to us. Besides being an outspoken proponent of coca leaves, which are an indigenous Bolivian staple, he’s also a soccer aficionado who’s willing to strap on the boots. Last month we reported that he’d...

Stephane Ortelli emerged from this horrendous crash with only a broken ankle and, we assume, overwhelming dizziness. It looks much worse than it really is because if you think about, these cars are supposed to fly through the air...

Meet Mindy McCready anytime to party. She had a ten year affair with Roger Clemens that started when she was fifteen. That’s really gross because Roger Clemens was 28 and married. Tabloids are so much fun because they have...

We just spent the last hungover hour trying to upload this stinkin’ video for ya’ll so ya betta apprechiate it. Marcos Senna stunted celebrations in Madrid with this 50 yard strike against Real Betis and it’s a bea-u-ty. However,...

We’d don’t want to discredit the superb performances of Landon Donovan (hat-trick) and Alan Gordon (deux goals) during the LA Galaxy’s derby match against city rivals Chivas USA, but we really think the scruffy, I-say-free-instead-of-three beard of David Beckham...

In the greatest post-career move since that kid from The Toy started directing porn movies, EA has chosen Brett Farve to grace the cover of this year’s Madden 2009 game. Boy were we off. It seems that the game’s...

La Liga: Real Madrid make a second consecutive title look easy, but it’ll have to wait until next week to become official. Real Madrid 3, Bilbao 0. [Sporting Life] NBA Playoffs 2008: The Suns are stubborn bastards that won’t...

What you missed because you were too busy enjoying your new part-time job. Anna Kournikova will never marry her Spanish play thing. Arsenal player Cesc Fabregas is getting his own Nike TV show. The New York Yankees are going...

These guys are batting about 1.000 apiece. And even though this is fake, baseball tennis is an interesting concept; as interesting as footvolley (soccer volleyball), which does exist, and is a real sport. No matter. We’re going to try...

One of our favorite Simpsons is the Frank Grimes episode where the poor guy just can’t catch a break, even at his own funeral. That’s what immediately popped into our head when we finished this article about warring MLB...

At some point, someone much wiser that us is going to strap a microphone tp Ozzie Guillen’s body so the world can know what’s coming out of his mouth 24/7. It can’t be any worse than Barry Bonds’ reality...

Roberto Carlos’ strike is breathtaking, but there’s nothing like the goalscorer’s humble glance to the fans with a sarcastically unpretentious gesture. “Oh. Did I score that goal? Woes me.” We blame it on the dingy uniforms. More Machochip “Goal...

Cristiano Ronaldo’s monumental miss at the Nou Camp wouldn’t have happened at Old Trafford. At least that’s what Nereida Gallardo bangin’ Cristiano Ronaldo wants you to think. When he gaffed a crucial penalty during the first leg of the...

Wesley Snipes decided to hijack Uncle Sam’s mula for three years by not paying any taxes and now he’s headed to the [insert big guy butt-ramming joke here] slammer. Snipes apologized while reading from a written statement for his...

Whas Happened In Sports Last Night MLB 2008: You can’t deduct wins, but the streaking, 10,000 games won Cubs’ couldn’t survive the Colorado Rockies. That’s all we’ve got. Chicago Cubs 2, Colorado Rockies 4. [AP] Bundesliga: Hey, maybe Frank...

For once, the Yankees/Red Sox rivalry stimulated some really good news. David Ortiz’s notorious “curse” jersey we reported on last week has motivated an anonymous do-gooder to bid $175,000, resulting in a hefty donation for cancer charity, The Jimmy...

When everyone says you’re possibly the successor to the greatest player that ever lived, then you might as well endorse it yourself like a boastful, conceited bastard. Frank Ribery won’t deny his greatness. And if people can’t live with...

Inspired to post because of their eco-friendly appearance on last night’s Conan O’Brien show, Radiohead is the only group that can magically spurn our headache while making us rock out. It’s uncanny…and magical. Take a breather, stop looking at...

Basketball players have holsters in their trunks. At least that’s the case with Kobe. You think he went a bit overboard with the cockiness? Seriously, it’s the second game of the first round, brah. You’re supposed to dismantle the...

We scoffed when the Dodgers decided to introduce sushi to the stadium’s delicacies; and we went cuckoo when prices for parking went up to $15 per vehicle. Now the McCourt’s are revising the blueprints of Chavez Ravine by adding...