TuesdayApril292008

AC Milan's Ronaldo Caught With Transvestites

Ronaldo%20AC%20Milan%20Happy.jpg

We’re oblivious to the type of insurmountable shame necessary to voluntarily go to police after discovering prostitutes accompanying you have “franks and beans” stored in their panties. AC Milan’s Ronaldo (the fat one) discovered the prostitutes he hired, after a long night out clubbing, weren’t exactly what he paid for.

Police said that the incident began when Ronaldo discovered he was dealing with transvestites instead of women and was reportedly infuriated. Carlos Augusto Nogueira, a police inspector, said that Ronaldo admitted he knew they were prostitutes when they met but did not realise they were transvestites until they reached the motel.

We do that all of the time with hot dogs. We order “all beef” only to find out later that the lady on the side of the street doesn’t carry “all beef.” Shame. Ronaldo’s troubles didn’t end with his newly discovered “all beef” purchase. The she-men tried to extort about £15,000, claiming they’d abstain from going to the media if he paid. Thankfully, Ronaldo is a great man and decided to tell us all anyway.

“He admitted to everything, he wanted to have fun,” Nogueira said. “But he committed no crime at all, it was immoral at best.” Prostitution is not illegal in Brazil. “Ronaldo said he is not good in the head and that he is going through psychological problems because of his recent [knee] surgery,” Nogueira added.

And vision problems? Most likely. Ronaldo’s transvestite below: emotional and willing to tell her story.

Ronaldinho%20crying.jpg

Well, Ronaldinho could pass for a transvestite if he wanted to. There’s sure to be more on this later today.

Ronaldo caught with transvestites [The Spoiler]
Ronaldo arrested for altercation with transvestites
[Times]
Image 1 [News 2]
Image 2 [My Live Page]

Comments

I loveee Ronaldinhooo very veryyyyy much hi is my LIVEE

I LOVE RONALDINHO HE IS A GOOD FOOTBALL PLAYER.. THE BEST .. CLASSIC

go ac milan baravo nr 1 ronaldino

Ronaldinho du bist viel besser als Cristiano Ronaldo

Ronaldhino is the best soccer player in the world.

ok ronaldinjo very good si in milan tu kaka end kaka in ronaldinjo very good footbailer is bota

ohhh ronaldinho bruda du bist der beste spieler man viel spass in Ac Milan
ich hoff das es dir gut geht bruder… ;) MFG: Granit ;)

The best of palyer in the World No 1.Yeeeehhhh Go go Roanldinhoo

The best of palyer in the World No 1.Yeeeehhhh Go go Roanldinhoo

Kosova Gëzuar Pavarsin.Tash edhe tek ne do te lindin lojtar si ronaldinho ejt ….

Ronaldinho is the best futbol player ever No.1…. way better then Beckham

ronaldinho the best in world

ronaldinho NR1 Forza ronaldinho

ronaldinho you are the best and you are in my heart

hello my superstars…u have already shown and proved to world, what you are and what brazallian are?

Finally you all brazillian got to be in the same Team(milan)..
It’s very good.. and thank god..

You guys practice and try to get this coming 2010 world cup..

we want to see you in victory post again…….

god blessssss

whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy?

ronaldinho sucks cristiano ronaldo rocks

ronaldinho is the best player in the wolrd he is better than cristiano,kaka,messi,drogba,ibrahomovic,adriano,robinho,ronney,giggs,diego,riberry,toni,henry, klose,ronaldo,beckham,cannavaro,totti,delpiero,trezegeut,zidan,eto,archavian,berbatov,gattuso, rosischy,fred,quarisma,adebayor,fabregas,juninho,benzema,anelka,pele,maradona,raul,figo, vannistleroy,guti,xavi,ineista,deco,,joecole,fillipyinsaghi,fernando totorres, andddddddddddddddddddddd every player i didnt mension because ilove Ronaldinho so much aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

RONALDINHO YOU ARE THE SHIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
NEVER QUIT PLAYING SOCCER!!!!!

hey ronaldinho te odhjam .messi is nomber oneand you no nomber oneand barcelona is my heart.messi is the besst player .com ronaldinho.in barcelona is messi.cooooooooooom ronaldinho please.

ronaldinho is the best player in the world and milan is the best club in world ..

he will be forever the best !

du mkhugzuiqd

ronaldinho is #1 in the world and he always going to be yeaaaaaaaaaa

RONALDINO SUX CRISTIANO RONALDO ROCKS! better than ronaldinho better tricks AND MORE FASTER!

dont fuck w/ ronaldinho
he is da BOMB!!!!!

Ronaldinho (Although his performance was weaker on 2008 is a legend better then c.ronaldo and alot other, he’s the best after pele. Ronaldinho proved himself from 2002-2006 with super skills, best player 2004-2005, on 2003 on r.madrids field in a match recieved the ball from half field and beated all the defenders, and scored (he did that twice in the same game on r.madrid). i think that’s enough to say that he is a legend. plus he scored with a double-kick twice. Ronaldinho is seriously a unique legend.

messi and ronaldinho are the two best footballer,i love them both- not in any nasty way. All who put messages on here are cool. messi like maradona and ronaldinho like pele.

Post a comment

Contact Us
Compulisve coverage of futbol, boxing, bullfighting, lucha libre and more. Machochip. Puro sports.

Machochips

Send Us Your Tips