Holy Taco points us in the direction of one Harry Pujols. Apparently the San Franciscan graphic artist [Ed. Note: Drawing pee-pees on baseball cards?] is the cousin of Cardinals’ slugger Albert Pujols. There isn’t anything to report except that everyone is making fun of his name. Deadspin’s gone on to put him in contention as having the funniest name ever against Brian Suksomwong, which we admit is a really funny name. We’re sure With Leather’s Matt Ufford will find a way to commend the dude for being a real American, or something. We on the other hand are wondering why Harry? We’d imagine a name will make you bald faster, slow your metabolism and possibly steer you towards a cubicle. No offense to Harrys.

Albert Pujols has a cousin named Harry Pujols [Holy Taco]
Finding Harry Pujols [Deadspin]
Image [Holy Taco]