Firstly, you know you’ve gotten to a story a bit late when AP and AFP have written a story that was already run by most blogs, but since it’s Anna Kournikova and Enrique Iglesias, we’d get Daniel’s dungeon of doom treatment for not covering it. Apparently, Enrique Iglesias is befuddled by his girlfriend’s reluctance to take the ultimate dive and get married. Anna Kournikova has sworn to the Russian saints of Putin that she’ll never marry, so Iglesias decided to pout to the world about his problems. Pinche chillon.

Many women might wish to be in her place, but Spanish pop singer and heart-throb Enrique Iglesias says his girlfriend, tennis champion Anna Kournikova, keeps turning down his proposals of marriage. “I always try, but she doesn’t want to,” the Madrid newspaper ABC quoted Iglesias as saying in Santo Domingo, capital of the Dominican Republic, where he arrived last Friday for a concert.

So, you’re telling us there’s a chance? That was an inevitable joke. Or we could have gone with the hasty “That means you can keep all of your millions and live without a ring tan for the rest of your life” reasoning, but that’s not funny. What Enrique needs to worry about is his girl melting away, remember?

Anna won’t wed me, heart-throb Enrique Iglesias says [AFP]
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