Did you hear something? Is that music? We don’t know what that is because we’re too busy staring at this leather-wearing vixen on the screen gyrating the hell out of her hips. This is Alizée and she was discovered on some talent show…blah blah blah. Why do they even have guitarists out there? Just give her a mic, some dominatrix gear and have her dance like that for eternity. Did you hear us? E-Tern-It-Y!

More Machochip “Audio Clicks” here.

Have happy hour with Alizee [Guanabee]