Carlos Zambrano is brought on by “career minor leaguer” (ha!) Ron Stilanovich to teach his students how to “take one for the team” in this clever little spoof that’s floating around. Our favorite part, besides watching each hitter drilled with a 95mph fastball, is Carlos’ signature point-to-the-heavens salute after he hits Ron. Something tells us he secretly wants to hit every player he faces.

Video [YouTube, via With Leather]