Cristiano Ronaldo’s monumental miss at the Nou Camp wouldn’t have happened at Old Trafford. At least that’s what Nereida Gallardo bangin’ Cristiano Ronaldo wants you to think. When he gaffed a crucial penalty during the first leg of the Champions Leauge semifinal on Wednesday, the world questioned his ability. Grease said, “WTF? Ju kweschon me? Noooo.”

“I missed, that’s football There’s no drama. If there’s a penalty in Manchester, I’ll score — let nobody doubt that.”

“Sometimes you score, sometimes you miss. Since I’ve been at United, I’ve scored 15 or 16 penalties and missed three. I think that’s not bad.

“I’ve scored 38 goals this season and I think there’s no problem if I miss one.”

There’s no problem if you miss one when the clouds of thunder and lightening have rained upon the other team and you’re up five goals. Oh, and maybe against a team like Wigan Athletic. But, Champions League games create legends…or bury reputations. You tread a fine line, Ronnie.

Boo won’t stop me scoring [The Sun]
Image [Daily Mail]