eBay—it’s not just for unloading your Go-Bots collection anymore! It’s now the go-to place for on-the-fly charity auctioneering, as best exemplified by the Jimmy Fund’s high-end sale of the David Ortiz jersey the Yankees spent $50,000 to dig up from their foundation. Karmically, the price the tattered jersey (along with a real Ortiz jersey and a ceremony at Fenway presenting it to you) is already going to cost you almost as much, because the bidding’s already at $30 grand with a week to go.

How much would you bid on a replica jersey so torn up it looks like Manny Ramirez washed it in a garbage disposal? Remember, “Amounts in excess of $715 are tax deductible,” so if you’ve got some drug money you need to account for, here’s your chance!

Ortiz “Yankees Curse” Jersey to benefit the Jimmy Fund [eBay]