Heads Up: CNN Reporter Doesn't Mind Beer Showers On Live Television.

Manchester United fans are fucking crazy. A CNN reporter had the unfortunate task of covering a Chelsea FC V Man U game and this is what happened to him. He really stands true to the mantra of “the show must go on.” [YouTube]
The Dodgers are giving press access to bloggers. The Dodgers are giving press access to bloggers?! No way! [FanHouse]

There’s something out there called a “Numbrella” that looks like a bubble boy costume, but it’s an umbrella…or a numbrella. Whatever. [Gothamist]
So, Ashley Cole didn’t cheat on Cheryl Cole once. He cheated on her four times with, presumably, girls that probably aren’t as hot as Cheryl Cole. We love sexy gossip. [Kickette]
Nascar drivers aren’t tested for drugs, which means, well, nothing really. They just aren’t tested for drugs and they probably should be because even daredevils are prone to dabbling in a little perico. [Sporting Blog]
Is Rafa Marquez’s time up in Barcelona? Who knows, but we’re really craving a bocadillo right now. [AOL Deportes]