Heads Up: Iron Soccer Ball Prank Is Awesome.

You ever tried kicking an iron cast soccer ball? It doesn’t go far. In fact, you get a kid to run full speed towards it and unleash a furious strike and the kid flies farther than the ball. Doesn’t that sound hilarious? [College Humor]
Oscar De La Hoya was inducted into the US Olympic Hall of Fame. Will the fishnet he wore during his tranny pics be inducted as well? [AFP]

A New York Mets’ fan fell two stories from an escalator and later died in the hospital. Our condolences. [NBC Sports]
Boxer chess is heading to England and we want it to head to Washington Square Park already so we can be entertained during our lunch breaks. [BBC]
Anton Ferdinand (Rio’s bro) has got himself a new crip walk. It’s called the “sneak attack.” Bwah, bwah bwah. [The Spoiler]
Diego Maradona says he’s healthy now, so he wants to participate in the Olympics with his compatriots. Does healthy mean “not fat” because the dude’s mental health is still feeble. [Xinhua]
Mark Sanchez is the new starting QB of the USC Trojans. That means more revelers wearing panchos to games! [ESPN]