Heads Up: Keep Your Eye On The Ball.

A Red Sox fan somewhere must be punching himself silly after he dropped a foul ball while celebrating with his new souvenir. Actually, serves you right for making everyone else envy you, buddy. [YouTube]
Get your fantasy league ready for a Pedro Martinez comeback. He’s scheduled to return in 10-14 days. We really miss those jeri-curls. [Newsday]

Cuauhtemoc Blanco was very annoying when he was with America…and crotchy and stuff. We actually prefer him in MLS, thank you berry much. [The Spoiler]
Veteran baseball player Jeff Conine doesn’t want to become a fat, has-been wanna-be golfer as a retiree. Instead, it’s all about triathlons. [NYTimes]
Andrew Bynum runs on a treadmill built by NASA. We run on asphalt laden with dog poo. The world is so unfair. [LATimes]
African soccer players don’t get enough rep with European clubs. And they are taken advantage of by opportunistic assholes. [The Beautiful Game]