Heads Up: Kobe Bryant's Pistol Is Fully Loaded.

Basketball players have holsters in their trunks. At least that’s the case with Kobe. You think he went a bit overboard with the cockiness? Seriously, it’s the second game of the first round, brah. You’re supposed to dismantle the number eight seed. [YouTube, via Awful Announcing]
Oscar De La Hoya is really pumped about his upcoming fight with Steve Forbes. Wouldn’t it be hilarious if he got KTFO? Um, yes. [USA Today]

Indian league Brazilian striker Jose Ramirez Barreto was arrested for carrying $20,000 in his pocket. 1) Where was the brothel? 2) Debit car?! [The Offside]
Every now and again, the biggest sports outlets in the world love to engage in a bit of tomfoolery. [Joe Sports Fan]
These Seattle Super Sonics promos rank somewhere between the greatest and the fucking greatest ever. [With Leather]
FHM released their “100 Sexiest Women In The World” thingie. [FHM]