Heads Up: NBA Commerical Reveals Kobe Bryant And Shaquille O'Neil Would Make For A Really Ugly Dude.

The NBA released this new commercial reminding us that fear is not an option for players particpating in the playoffs; or, that Kobe Bryant and Shaq secretly share the same brain, which would explain tons. We grimaced the entire time we watched. [YouTube, via Hot Clicks]
Looks like a thigh injury has ended Ronaldinho’s season prematurely. Next stop Chelsea? We’ll see. [BBC Sports]

We will never, ever get tired of this WAG photo depicting Pamela Diaz, Alena Seredova and Raica Oliveira wearing soccer-themed bikini something or other. [FanHous]
The Stepford wives are real and running loose all over Britain! We want one soooo bad. [Kickette]
Bernard Hopkins says he’s not losing to a “White boy.” He also specifies he’s not a racist. Karma’s a bitch and he’s probably going to get his lights knocked out April 19th when he takes on Joe Calzaghe. [Fan House]
There’s a 17 year old kid named Clement Grenier that Arsene Wenger has dubbed “The New Kaka.” The hype will surely lead to the poor kid’s demise. [The Sun]