Heads Up: Roberto Carlos Bows His Way To Glory.

This video was banned from airing in most parts of the world, but since this is our first time ever seeing it, we thought showing you was a part of our duty. That and it actually made us laugh out loud. What can we say: manic Mondays, man. [YouTube]
Barcelona will do everything in their power to keep Bojan Krkic from departing this summer. They should inquire with him if he wants to stay once Thierry Henry, Ronaldinho, Deco and Frank Rijkaard leave. [Terra]

Liverpool defender Javier Mascherano has invited Diego Maradona to Anfield. England didn’t ban Diego from entering the country after 78’? [Daily Mail]
If “Big Papi” David Ortiz is on your fantasy baseball team (Alex), then you’re probably smashing your head through that computer screen in front of you. [USA Today]
Washingtons Nationals’ player Dimitri Young is totally goth, yo. [Mister Irrelevant]
Manny Ramirez may be the best hitter of our era, but we’d like to see A-Rod and, um, M-Ram throw down in an octagon. Preferably. [Legend Of Cecilio Guante]