Heads Up: Swinging Arms Violently Does Work When Wanting To Knock Someone Out.

Aussie rules football doesn’t need to sugar-coat the tenacity of their players, or hype them up as vicious. They play without pads and are giant wrecking balls. We get it. But Barry Hall of the Sydney Swans wants to make sure you know how crazy Aussie rules can be. [With Leather]
Word on the street is that police officers in Denver chauffeured Carmelo Anthony to his hotel after his gal wouldn’t pick him up. Did they hit up a Denny’s too? [TMZ]

Liverpool FC striker Fernando Torres is telling his compatriots to get the hell out of Spain if they want their careers to progress. Easy there, scouser. [Setanta]
LSU student editors have a little fun with their morning headlines. Don’t they know humor can effect Google searches? [The Sporting Blog]
Greg Maddux doesn’t fear his gastrointestinal power. Just so you: he farts left. [The Big Lead]
If a 60 year old can play tennis at a collegiate level, then we still have a chance at making it on an MLS team! [USA Today]