Heads Up: Young Hockey Fanatic Mimicks Miikka Kiprusoff.

It’s great for children to find role models in their sports icons, but this is nuts. And since when do they allow fans to enter sporting arenas wearing pads? [YouTube]
Lorena Ochoa is a fearless goddess who reeks of mercilessness and power. Damn that’s hot. [USA Today]

David Beckham has his eyes on the derrière of a Laker girl and he’s praying to the soccer heavens that his gal Posh could look the same. [On 205th]
Wannabe WAG Chanelle Hayes likes to dance around in lingerie. Thank you sexy much. [The Spoiler]
Alex Rodriguez and Johan Santana are looking into residing in the same building on the Upper East Side of Manhattan. [Insert joke about sharing a bunk bed here]. [NY Daily News]
If you own a Nalgene water bottle, you should probably read this immediately. [NYTimes]