Mexico: the land of a beleaguered national soccer team. It’s not an enticing endeavor for a coach who’s looking for credibility and support. Take Atletico Madrid coach Javier Aguirre. He’s unequivocally denied a Mexico offer has even been set before him, but we all know he’s just being a kind bastard. Aguirre told reporters that he’d never discussed the decision to take over the national team with Mexican officials, yet reports are infesting the internets that Aguirre snubbed Mexico entirely.

“I haven’t been offered the national-team coaching role.

“We’ve just talked about what coach I would like and how Mexican players are playing here (in Spain).

“They know I have a contract with Atletico Madrid. They know I only move with a contract.”

Which translates to, “Their contract was pathetic and their as desperate as a $2 hooker.” Can we get Jose Pekerman on the phone already?

Aguirre denies Mexico job offer [Yahoo Sports]
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