If you’re perplexed by Jessica Simpson’s portrayal of what a gypsy woman goes through every morning, then you’re not alone. It took us a moment to figure out what the hell was going on since we weren’t born in the 1960’s. But, apparently the image is a tribute to Virni Lisi’s classic 1965 Esquire cover. /Wiping brow. Good thing because we were positive Jessica inadvertently got a hold of boyfriend Tony Romo’s secret steroid stash. Those aren’t your birth control pills, doll. We kid. We dare not start any rumors that Jessica is on the pill.

The cover in all it’s splendor after the jump.

Jessica Simpson for Esquire [PopSugar]
Close shave! Jessica Simpson lathers up for men’s magazine cover [Daily Mail]
Images [Daily Mail, Pop Sugar]