What you missed because you couldn’t keep your eyes off of Sophia Vergara.

• The Florida “Manatees” make their debut. Jugga lugga lug.
• Nazi orgy is probably the craziest orgy we’ve ever heard of.
• Can you ever get enough soccer violence? Of course not.
• Hugo Sanchez. You’re fired!
• John McEnroe has some competition in the anger management department.
• Albert Pujols has a cousin named Harry Pujols.
• Cristiano Ronaldo can’t be stopped. Ever.
• Alex Rodriguez makes a lot more money than the entire Florida Marlins’ roster.
• Masai marathon runners need to read a guidebook before they run in London.
• Kaká makes more many than any soccer player on earth.
• We thought you couldn’t use hands in soccer?

Image [Maxim]