Whas Happened In Sports Last Night

• MLB: The New York Yankees filled Yankees Stadium Tuesday night to begin their 85th and final year. You’re either going to care, or you’re not. It is the Yankees we’re talking about. NY 3, Toronto 2. [Bloomberg]
• Champions League: Roma have called Cristiano Ronaldo “big headed,” “overrated,” and a lot of other Italian shit we don’t understand. This was all before Cristiano destroyed the morale of Roma’s players with a header we’d imagine Bruce Lee would pull off. Man U 2, Roma 0. [Daily Mail]
• NBA: The Sacramento Kings keep the Rockets away from 50 total wins with a surprising victory. The Rockets sure wish they could retrieve that winning streak vibe. Sac-town 99, Houston 98. [ESPN]
• Champions League: Bojan KrKic leads the way for Barcelona, but Schalke 04 actually put up a fight. Barcelona 1, Schalke 04 0. [Independent]
• CONCACAF Champions: Pachuca’s Luis Montes was simply too much for a weary D.C. United defense. Way to dash Major League Soccer’s hope, United. Pachuca 2, D.C. United 0. [MLS]

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